R.I.P VB

Yep,…It’s true.

Just as everything changes, and all good things come to a end, I’m off gods very own gift, ‘Victorian Bitter’!

I’ve been having trouble with my hands the last few weeks. They’ve been locking up & moving slower than what my mind is trying to tell them, and this has really got me bummed because all I do soon as I get out of bed till when I sleep is play. I’ll do anything to play.

So with this dilemma on my hands I decided to cut back smoking durries because I figured it was due to poor circulation. But then after yarning to my fellow VB drinkin’ brothers ‘Dangerous Dan‘ and ‘Paulie Bignell‘, they went on to tell me that VB was a young fellas beer. They went off VB  because of all the preservatives, and said it would eventually make you crook!

So as you can see, I’m shattered. It’s a sad day, It’s like I’ve just been dumped. VB has been a beautiful ‘bro-mantic‘ relationship in which we’ve shared many years together. From having my first longneck at Pacific Palms Bowlo Carpark as a 14yr old, to sneaking a few at the junkyard watching Johnny Green when I was 16, to only last week, squizzin’ in my fridge & seeing it filled top to bottom, with the green and gold!

What other beer is there? Tooheys New?! HA!!